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This can’t be good…

SSSMST’s Aussie Rob is leading tonight’s class at the SSSMST Trainer Series.  Maybe a good one to keep the women and children at home.

Just kidding.  As always, we’ll spend two hours in a cycling-specific workout designed to get ready for something called “spring,” which, I hear, is very nice.

And then we can all go up and hang out upstairs and watch the Cavs wollop the Lakers.  With a free beer.  Say, that reminds me of a joke…

Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish.

Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, “Turn the entire ocean into Fosters!”

The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer.

The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

The second Aussie turns to the first and says, “Nice going mate! Now we’re going to have to pee in the boat.”


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